Tuesday, November 5, 2013

I walked into the bathroom at school...

And was greeted by the sight of someone with really long, blond, shiny hair washing their hands. I reversed direction instantly while burbling an incoherent apology.

I backed out into the hallway, the door shut facing me, and I came nose-to-door with the sign indicating that I had not been mistaken, this was the men's room.

I re-entered the facilities, scrutinizing the rare male mane-beast. By this time he had noticed me, and was returning my suspicious gaze. I hastened my way around the corner to the toilets, continuing our quizzical staring contest until forcibly interrupted by the wall.

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